I know,

I know, it has been a little bit since my last post, but I have actually been keeping notes, so that the next time I post, I would remember all the funny things I could to share.

1) First and foremost, when you are a somewhat sarcastic guy, and your wife asks you if you want to take out the garbage, or change a diaper a diaper or something, a good idea would be NOT to answer "Gladly." I have found that tone of voice is also very important.

2) Everyone may be a little surprised with this revelation, but the two and three year-olds that I play with don't have a really long attention span. Go figure.

3) We were in a restaurant last week, and Ryan touched Holly's hot dog roll (they both ordered the same thing, and wanted to sit next to each other). So I told Ryan not to touch Holly's roll, and that he should just touch his own bun. Well, of course, he reached back and grabbed his butt.

4) Also last week, or the week before, really who can tell, Emma was talking about the Tooth Fairy coming and leaving money under her pillow. So a few days ago Holly started talking about the Fairy Tooth. Sounds like the title of a funny kids picture book or something.

5) And finally, you know that you need to get out of the house, and watch a little less Arthur when you can't stop saying you need to spray some DW-40 on the bicycle chains.