It Is ALL My Fault:

Yes, you read that right, it is ALL my fault:

The massive breakdown in the Middle East Peace process;
The sinking of the Andrea Doria;
The failure of Al Gore to be elected in 2004 (this is the worst, sorry everyone);
The Hindenburg Disaster;
The fact that Mucho Grande Nachos at Taco Bell have over 1300 calories and more then 80 grams of fat (as well as the fact that the nutrition guide on their website will crash your computer);
President Bush's Veto on Stem-Cell Research;
The fact that Teletubbies are popular;
The death of the Electric Car;
The high price of gasoline;
The car crash that killed Marc Bolan (Mark Feld);
Wal-Mart's planned proposal to build a Supercenter in Lima, NY;
The deadly heat-wave in California;
The shortage of volunteers for Honeoye Falls Fire Department and Honeoye Falls Volunteer Ambulance;
Pine Fungus;
The pesky tendency for rolling over that the Ford Explorer exhibits;
Floyd Landis failing his drug test;
The fact that a Garbage Plate is just a little too big to eat all of, unless you have been drinking;
The USA team doing so poorly in the 2006 FIFA World Cup;
All rain delays;
Mel Gibson's DUI arrest (I was supposed to give him a ride, but I split early);
The fact that American's have no idea what good TV is.

For this, and many more things that I didn't list: I apologize.