The cream to my coffee.

Last time we were at Aldi's doing some food shopping, I picked up a quart of coffee creamer (Half and half). Anyway I just thought to check the date on the package after I used it a few times. Geez, the sell by date!

Oct 5, 2006! Can that be good? Half and half that lasts longer than a Presidential Excuse for invading a foreign country! Wow, that is a boat-load of preservatives.