What a difference a few miles can make:

Wow, I just had the opportunity to watch a bit of some Scottish Football (Gaelic Football?). All I can say is that it was quite a contrast to what I guess I should call conventional world-wide football. (Not American football, I am really not interested in that.)

They use their hands, there is some dribbling involved. A whole lot of physical contact, and these massive poles that stretch up over the goal net. They can get points for kicking the ball over the goal's crossbar between the poles.

I couldn't take my eyes off of it!