Today in a store:

"You want to go in this store?"

"Sure."

*4 wannabe skateboard rugrats enter the store.*

"Where is the free candy they used to have right here?"

"I dunno."

"This store is so pimped."

*4 wannabe skateboard rugrats exit the store.*

*One employee is left scratching his head and wondering where his Social Security is going to come from when it is his turn.*