Orchestrated Chaos

Pushing my own buttons.

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Oldie, but goodie:

With recent world events (Hurricanes and stuff) I was drawn back to read Alas, Babylon by Pat Frank again. Basically it is about a guy in Florida in the 1970's or so, who lives through a nuclear war. It is basically a worst-case scenario of the Cold War era. It really contrasts amazingly with the situations that people must have felt for that week in New Orleans when there was that federal response vacuum.

I have never been that much of a survivalist, but Michelle and I have agreed that having a couple of camping water containers (each holding 25 gallons of water), always full and fresh wouldn't be a bad idea. And a few years ago I was thinking of taking my guns over to a place in town that buys them, and get some money for them. I'm actually kind of happy now that I haven't done that yet, and think that I should actually buy a cleaning kit for them. In the back of my mind, I am considering going out and buying a bunch of medical supplies from CVS (a bunch being $25 to $50 worth of sterile bandages, and medicines), but I don't know if that would be crossing some kind of panicky reaction to seeing all the troubles that other people have gone through.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Parallels all over the place.

I was reading (I know, a nasty habit that I have been so indulgent in) another article on www.cnn.com when I happened upon some interesting thoughts.

It was an article written on Sept 23rd, about the incredible ratings that the series opener of the TV show "Lost". It was a great episode, but I was surprised that it managed to tally up 23.4 million viewers. It still seems like a rather large figure to me.

But the factiod that got me thinking was in the article's third paragraph about some show named "Head Cases". I never really heard that much about this show, all I knew was that it was really new. But when it was pummelled so soundly (like ALL the other networks) it was cancelled. It had only aired two shows! It is a big circle, and exactly why people don't bother watching new shows unless everyone knows it is spectacular, even before the premiere. Audiences are sick and tired of finding and developing an attachment to a TV show, only to have it ripped away from them by network executives that are so impatient that they can't allow a solid show to build an audience and find genuine relationships with the viewers. The TV watching community is now savvy enough that they know if a show rates poorly it will be cancelled, and they aren't going to watch shows that have that stink about them (Kevin Hill, Joan of Arcadia's 2nd season, Blind Justice, et al). So that causes dissappointing ratings, and then the networks knee-jerk reaction is: "cancel, cancel, cancel. Start with something fresh". And that just fosters the next round of dissappointing shows and quick kills.



There is an episode of Red Dwarf, in which Lister finds out (insert some great sci-fi geekiness here) and they talk about this mythical creature Ouroboros. A giant snake that perpetually lives by feeding off of itself. Living life in a circle. Whenever I find a situation that vaguely fits that description I chuckle.

Monday, September 19, 2005

New stuff.

I have had to turn on the Word Verification feature for anyone leaving a comment. It is a tool that blogspot has for reducing the amount of comment spam. I get enough comment spam that it will be nice to have a barrier to stop some of it. Sorry in advance for the pain in the butt that it creates for everyone else.

I know,

I know, it has been a little bit since my last post, but I have actually been keeping notes, so that the next time I post, I would remember all the funny things I could to share.

1) First and foremost, when you are a somewhat sarcastic guy, and your wife asks you if you want to take out the garbage, or change a diaper a diaper or something, a good idea would be NOT to answer "Gladly." I have found that tone of voice is also very important.

2) Everyone may be a little surprised with this revelation, but the two and three year-olds that I play with don't have a really long attention span. Go figure.

3) We were in a restaurant last week, and Ryan touched Holly's hot dog roll (they both ordered the same thing, and wanted to sit next to each other). So I told Ryan not to touch Holly's roll, and that he should just touch his own bun. Well, of course, he reached back and grabbed his butt.

4) Also last week, or the week before, really who can tell, Emma was talking about the Tooth Fairy coming and leaving money under her pillow. So a few days ago Holly started talking about the Fairy Tooth. Sounds like the title of a funny kids picture book or something.

5) And finally, you know that you need to get out of the house, and watch a little less Arthur when you can't stop saying you need to spray some DW-40 on the bicycle chains.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

It's been a while since:

Not only was I the only other person in the bookstore, but I had a feather-duster in my hand, and she asked me "Do you work here?"

Maybe it was just me.

Friday, September 16, 2005


I like this angle too, even though you can see my dorky shadow, You can also see the brown leaves and obvious lack of tomatos. One of Michelle's employees says that the big brown patches on the bottom of the tomatos are a result of a lack of calcium in the soil. Posted by Picasa

Saturday, September 10, 2005

An interesting article, and some other thoughts:

I was reading this rather interesting article on www.cnn.com, about the new Playstation portable. It was written by a reporter in London, so I was intrigued by several different points.

1) Directly from the article "several dozen people queued in front of HMV and Virgin Megastore in Oxford Street". If that was written by a American reporter, I think the wording would have been Virgin Megastore on Oxford Street, wouldn't it? I liked the British tendency to make every little location sound like a country.

2) The second item was toward the end of the article, and it made me think of the major shift in mainstream culture. "The updated firmware makes the software hacks useless -- at least until enthusiasts find a new way in." Now, I might point out that 5 years ago someone who made software hacks, which pretty clearly violate the EULA (End-User License Agreement) of everything, wouldn't be called an enthusiast but a hacker. But the world has so changed that in the middle of MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America) suing and threatening websites because they promote downloading of copywrited music and movies, the cost of blank DVD's from Best Buy is down to about $17 for a spindle of 50. And those are really good quality, and let me tell you, 75 to 90 percent of people purchasing quantities as large as those are downloading files. I have never done it, but I would imagine that a Ghost backup of your drive doesn't take 50 DVD's. And it you have a camcorder that burns right on to DVD's you have to work long and hard to fill up 50 discs. DVD-burners, CD-burners (which from a data storage standpoint are practically obsolete, except for burning music), and blank media are so cheap it is practically an accepted practice to make common use out of information that is available online. Even in PC World magazine, they frequently report on major downloading sites being taken down, and the court battles over P2P (peer-to-peer) software.

I am not condoning that behavior, but I must say there are some pretty heavily mixed messages about what is acceptable, even though it is against the law. Like when you pass by a police car shooting radar, if you are only doing five miles per hour over the speed limit, you know that you are ok, even though you are breaking the law. And I wasn't planning on spending this much space typing about this issue either, it just hit me.

In conclusion, I must say that I don't download, and no one else should (depending on the content, it is probably illegal), based on the confusion that I have written here, but I would totally understand if someone else was as confused as I was.



Something off topic, wouldn't it be interesting if sleep was the problem that so many people are suffering from. One of the times that my mind was wondering, I was thinking about how when we sleep, and enter REM stage, our brains actually disconnect certain functions from the rest of our body. If it didn't, when we dream that we are moving an arm, we would actually move our arm. When we talk in our dream, we would actually talk with our real mouths. The signals of dreaming moving an arm, are generated the same as when I reach for my coffee, but they are interrupted before it can reach the spine. I think the term is called dream-paralysis.

I was thinking that wouldn't it be interesting if a whole host of disorders could be traced back to a malfunction in the way or time that the brain dreams, or induces dream-paralysis. I have had times that I have woke myself up from a dream because I was speaking or moving as if in the dream. But who says that sometimes that could be a little more of a disorder. The brain is a tricky organ, we know much more about it then 10 or 15 years ago, but we still know so little. What if certain types of psychosis, or delusional states were simply instances in which the brain can't differentiate between REM-sleep and being awake? So in a sense certain parts of your brain and body are behaving as if asleep and dreaming random, strange thoughts. But other parts of your mind were operating as if you are awake, and are just trying to make sense of the chaos that it is receiving. In another example, less plausible but more of a thought experiment, what if were able to trigger the dream-paralysis when it would be useful? I'm thinking about mostly surgical applications, so that local anesthesia could be used, much safer, but there would be no risk of the patient flinching or being lucid for the procedure.

I am sure that as my subconscious percolates on the topic, I will come up with more. I just think sleep disorders need not be limited to sleep apnea, or insomnia. A little imagination!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005


I like this picture. I just took it today and it shows the pathetic tomato plants that we have. We have 1 pepper plant (which gave us about 6 big and tasty green peppers), and 4 tomato plants (in three pots). Our total yield of tomatos so far: 2. Total number of tomatos that we have had to throw out because that have big rotten brown spots on the bottom of them: 6. I figured that we would have gotten more out of four plants. My thumb isn't exactly green, but not that bad! Posted by Picasa

Saturday, September 03, 2005


We went to the New York State Festival of Balloons today. It was really a neat thing to see so many hot air balloons fill up and go, I think the announcer said that there was between 40 and 50 balloons this year. Rather then post a bunch of pictures of half-filled balloons, I will give you this one, 16 floating high. Posted by Picasa

Friday, September 02, 2005

List format enabled:

Just a few thoughts......Some funny, some serious.

1) I went to Sean's bachelor party last weekend, it was a great time! I can't remember ever staying out until 4:30 AM before, but it was more then worth it.

2) My opinion is that in order to be a good parent, you need to say "No" when you need to. As young people grow up, if their expectations are not in accordance with reality, or they are demanding inappropriate levels of responsiblity, or they are just plain acting-out, they shouldn't be allowed to run the family.

3) We went to tour Emma's new school this past Wednesday, and as we got to the gymnasium, as everyone was picking in the window, Holly asked: "Is that where they keep all the monkeys?"

4) A thought on gas. A couple years ago I remember hearing a news report about the impact of OPEC production on gas prices. The key thing that I remember from that news report is that it takes a certain amount of time for oil to be processed and turned into oil. In the case of the article, they said that oil from the middle east takes nearly 2 months to make it to American markets. I am totally boggled at how quickly the price of gas went up, after Hurricane Katrina went through the Gulf area. Oil isn't pumped out of the ground and magically, instantly turned right into gas, there should have been enough in the supply chain's system to last a little longer then it did. The day after the hurricane, gas was higher. 2 days, even higher still. It appears to me that public perception is more of an influence over gas price then actual supply.

5) I have been playing with Google Earth, a cute little program. I was looking at our house, not the best resolution because we live out in the country, but the landmark closest to our house was the Hanson Quarry, between here and Honeoye Falls. It really looks ugly. Big open, plantless area in the middle of a lot of green.